Illinois citizens armed with combs and whistles

State Police recommending that citizens use keys, combs and vomit as "self defense" and Springfield providing free whistles for "protection" in parks is making Illinois a national joke in 48 states, and is clearly an invitation for (more) thugs to move to Illinois where they can find legally unarmed victims, gleefully provided by Jesse Jackson, the city of Chicago, and many of our legislators. Also, as a bonus for coming to Illinois, they can also benefit from Blagojevich's generous state sponsored healthcare, housing and welfare programs for the next generation of thugs.